The world has gone to hell in a hand cart, the stock market has bombed, your currency is worth the square root of stuff all and the machines are taking over the world; what do you do? Turn to gold, of course!
In this case jump in the shower and freshen up with our priceless bar of pure gold (soap) – after all, you might as well face Armageddon smelling good! Properly manly, The Bluebeards Revenge Cuban Gold Soap is good in any crisis.
